fashion tip: wear black on the first day of school so you're ready for the funeral of your happiness

what did meladoodle learn today #1

meladoodle:

i learned that glitter is used surprisingly often as associative forensic evidence because it sticks to everything and people just ignore it. they can analyse the glitter and conclude if it came from the same source. so like, birthday parties or craft conventions, or circuses are the worst place for crimes.